Art History Symposium Poster © Zach Bird 2014 |
Thursday, February 27, 2014
UNI Art History Symposium | Zach Bird
UNI Art History Symposium | Alex Rogers
Art History Symposium Poster © Alex Rogers 2014 |
UNI Art History Symposium | Jake Earp
Art History Symposium Poster © Jake Earp 2014 |
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Alan Coren, The Sanity Inspector—
Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country [Holland] is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Iowa Snowstorms and Beyond
Conference program booklet © 2005 |
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Alfredo Veiravé (Argentine poet), "Memories of Iowa City and the international Writing Program" in Paul Engle, et al., The World Comes to Iowa. Ames IA: Iowa State University Press, 1987, pp. 195-196—
Starting in September, I already began thinking about what snow in Iowa would be like. As autumn wore on and winter came, that promise was approaching…until one morning when I woke up I heard a noise at the bedroom window. It sounded like a bird lightly touching the glass. While I was coming fully awake I had memories of similar sounds, such as that of some strange animal rubbing against the glass. And suddenly I remembered the snow, and I jumped out of bed and went to the window. There it was: snow. During the night the whole countryside had changed to white as if by magic. I was so excited that we had to get dressed and run out into the street to feel the light, magical Iowa snow.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Long Midwestern Winters
Story Illustration © Kim Behm |
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Richard Critchfield, Those Days: An American Album (New York: Dell, 1986), p. 156—
But the snow, the unchanging blackness and whiteness of it, the bitter cold, the ceaseless wind—it could give you a really bad case of "cabin fever" if you let it. Father [a country doctor] used to tell about finding patients in remote farmhouses, most of them women, who'd made themselves ill with depression and loneliness over the long winter. All the early settlers had tales of women on isolated homesteads going mad. Even our farm, just a half mile south and two miles west of Hunter, could get pretty lonely. In the dead of night the sound of a coyote—three short yelps and a long howling wail—can be just about the most desolate sound there is.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Theatre Poster | Michelle Watson
Theatre poster © Michelle Watson 2011 |
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Stanley Elkin, Early Elkin (Flint MI: Bamberger Books, 1985)—
We read, I've told my classes, to die, not entirely certain what I mean but sure it has something to do with being alone, shutting the world out, doing books like beads, a mantra, the flu. Some perfect, hermetic concentration sealed as canned goods or pharmaceuticals. It is, I think, not so much a way of forgetting ourselves as engaging the totality of our attentions, as racing-car drivers or mountain climbers engage them, as surgeons and chess masters do. It's fine, precise, detailed work, the infinitely small motor management of diamond cutters and safecrackers that we do in our heads…I haven't said it here, am almost ashamed to own up, but once I opened books slowly, stately, plump imaginary orchestras going off in my head like overtures, like music behind the opening credits in films, humming the title page, whistling the copyright, turning myself into producer and pit band, usher and audience.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Theatre Poster | Erich Bollmann
Theatre poster © Erich Bollmann |
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Mary McCarthy, Memories of a Catholic Girlhood (NY: Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1957), p. 5—
It is our parents, normally, who not only teach us our family history but who set us straight on our own childhood recollections, telling us that this cannot have happened the way we think it did and that that, on the other hand, did occur, just as we remember it, in such and such a summer when So-and-So was our nurse. My own son, Reuel, for instance, used to be convinced that Mussolini had been thrown off a bus in North Truro, on Cape Cod, during the war. This memory goes back to one morning in 1943 when, as a young child, he was waiting with his father and me beside the road in Wellfleet to put a departing guest on the bus to Hyannis. The bus came through, and the bus driver leaned down to shout the latest piece of news: "They've thrown Mussolini out." Today, Reuel knows that Mussolini was never ejected from a Massachusetts bus, and he also knows how he got that impression.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Theatre Poster | Amanda Wallace
Theatre poster © Amanda Wallace (2010) |
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Ludwig Börne, The Art of Becoming An Original Writer in Three Days (said to be one of the factors that influenced Sigmund Freud in his adoption of free association)—
Take a few sheets of paper and for three days on end write down, without fabrication or hypocrisy, everything that comes into your head. Write down what you think of yourself, of your wife, of the Turkish War, of Goethe…and when three days have passed you will be quite out of your senses with astonishment at the new and unheard of thoughts you have had. This is the art of becoming an original writer in three days.
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George Ellis (the twelve months of the year)—
Snowy, Flowy, Blowy,
Showery, Flowery, Bowery,
Hoppy, Croppy, Droppy,
Breezy, Sneezy, Freezy.
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Alan Bennett (Beyond the Fringe)—
We started out trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
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Sunday, February 2, 2014
Digital Illustration | John Vorwald
Story illustration © John Vorwald |
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Melvin Fishman—
The holes in your Swiss cheese are somebody else's Swiss cheese [cf. figure-ground].
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Norah Phillips—
On the subject of confused people, I liked the store detective who said he'd seen a lot of people so confused that they'd stolen things, but never one so confused that they'd paid twice.
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D.H. Lawrence (The Later DHL)—
No absolute is going to make the lion lie down with the lamb unless the lamb is inside.
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Woody Allen (Without Feathers)—
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Herbert Berbohm Tree (BT)—
The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.
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Saturday, February 1, 2014
Self-Portrait Parody | Evan Seuren
Self-portrait parody © Evan Seuren |
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Guy Browning (The Guardian 1999)—
A shoal of a million fish might not be able to write Romeo and Juliet but they can change direction as one in the blink of an eye. Using language a human team leader can give an order to a team of six and have it interpreted in six completely different ways.
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Tony Benn (The Independent 1997)—
We should put spin-doctors in spin clinics, where they can meet other spin patients and be treated by spin consultants. The rest of us can get on with the proper democratic process.
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Stuart Davis (1940)—
An artist who has travelled on a steam train, driven an automobile, or flown in an airplane doesn't feel the same way about form and space as one who has not.
Fillm Poster | Kenny Meisner
Film poster © Kenny Meisner |
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Charles Dickens (Nicholas Nickleby)—
"What's the water in French, sir?" "L'eau," replied Nicholas. "Ah!" said Mr. Lillyvick, shaking his head mournfully, "I thought as much. Lo, eh? I don't think anything of that language—nothing at all."
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Billy Wilder (Avanti)—
I don't object to foreigners speaking a foreign language: I just wish they'd all speak the same foreign language.
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G.K. Chesterton—
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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